Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Week 8 Fantasy Football

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Well, well, well. Look who is the number one team in Fantasy Football right now.

TEAM KOOL-AID!!!!

147.15 - 115.35

1st most points scored in the league gives me the tie breaker over the other 3 teams that are 5-3 in the league, 2nd most points scored against too. Good thing my team is high scoring or I'd be in some trouble this year. So we have 4 teams at 5-3, 3 teams at 4-4, 2 teams at 3-5, and one team at 2-6.

As I told you all on Friday, I made a huge trade Friday and then a smaller one after that. I traded away Holt, Welker, and Jags DST for MB3, LenDale, and Jennings. Traded away Jennings and Fred Taylor for Isaac Bruce and Patrick Crayton.

I have a lot more consistency at RB now and real good depth at WR and RB too.

Funny thing to is that I played against the team I traded Holt, Welker, and the Jags too, but still pulled it out.

My top 3: Titans DST - 31, Braylon - 30.4, and Peyton - 24.75 for 86.15

His top 3: Holt - 23, Jags DST - 21, and Carson Palmer - 16.45 for 60.45.

Since it has been awhile let's recap the first round draft picks in my league and their total points scored for the year.

LT - 154.7
S-Jax - 44.5 (missed extensive time to injury)
LJ - 96.9
Addai - 136.7
Peyton - 181.2
Gore - 73.0 (hurt now, what'll happen)
Alexander - 74.0 (washed up?)
Rudi - 40.5 (missed extensive time to injury)
Parker - 126.9
Maroney - 44.8 (missed extensive time to injury)

Peyton is the highest scoring pick out of the first round.

Now, the obvious pink elephant in the room is Tom Brady.

Those that say you can get a qb in the late rounds and it doesn't matter have a point. But what Tom Brady is doing is ridiculous. Think back to the first couple of weeks when he was only getting 30 points.

The problem, is that in our league, the guy who took him also took Shaun Alexnader and Travis Henry in the first and second rounds. So, the weeks that Brady has put up 300+ yards and 5 or 6 TDs he wins because of Brady alone. When Brady is like Brady for real, he loses. Brady has scored just over 30% of this teams total points. Compared to the rest of the league where only 18% of a team's total points is coming from it's highest scorer.

Basically, Brady is the exception (this year) to every possible Fantasy Football rule there may ever be.

This week I'm going to look to make a move for Addai. The team at 2-6 has Addai and has some depth issues, obviously. I'm thinking I can offer any 2 of my rb's and a wr if I have to to land Addai. Thinking a MB3, Thomas Jones, Patrick Crayton for Joe Addai (and Kenton Keith, gotta get that backup) to start with and see what he wants from there. Maybe even throw in Derek Anderson (Kitna is his starter....yikes).

Stay tuned, you never know.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Monster Fantasy Football Update

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Another benefit of Doing the Opposite?

Preying on weaker teams in the league who are in a dire sitauation with their bye weeks.

Case in point.

I just traded Torry Holt, Wes Welker, and Jags Defense

for

Marion Barber III, LenDale White, and Gregg Jennings.

I then turned around and traded

Gregg Jennings and Fred Taylor

for

Patrick Crayton and Isaac Bruce.

I will tell you, the team I play against this week is the team I traded Holt, Welker, and Jags too. So, we'll see right away on the outcome of that trade. He's playing all 3 of them this week.

Now here is the roster

QB - Manning and Derek Anderson
RB - MB3, Adrian Peterson, Thomas Jones, LenDale White, DeShaun Foster, Ladell Betts
WR - Braylon, Roy Will, Patrick Crayton, and Issac Bruce
TE - Owen Daniels
K - Gostokski
DST - Vikings (picked them up off of waivers this week....which is why I could part with the Jags D), and Titans

This week MB3 is on the bye but after that I have a solid starting lineup and great depth to go with now.

QB - Peyton
RB - AP
RB - MB3
WR - Braylon
WR - Roy Will
Flex - Play the matchups between T. Jones, LenDale, and Crayton
K - Gostowski
DST - Vikes most weeks


WHAT A SQUAD!!!!

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Tigers 2007 Review Part 2

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Read part 1 here, but part 2 is only going to be a couple links.

Why?

Because the Tigers picked up the $13 million option on a washed up catcher in Pudge Rodriguez.

Plus, the newspaper article I am referencing re-hash most of the same stuff I would have minus my glaring critique of one Brandon Inge in addition to Pudge.

The Tigers actually do have a lot of issues to address in the offseason for a team that has done so well in the last couple of years. It should be interesting and (hopefully) kind of fun.

So here you go.

The Heat is On

Who's Your Next Tiger





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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Last 5....(10.24.07)

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The Last 5 (world series edition)

Songs played in shuffle mode on my mp3 player:

World Series Winners

  • St. Louis Cardinals (Still not over this one)
  • Chicago White Sox
  • Boston Red Sox
  • Florida Marlins
  • Anaheim Angels

Teams to lose the World Series

  • Detroit Tigers (Still not over this one)
  • Houston Astros
  • St. Louis Cardinals
  • New York Tankees
  • San Francisco Giants

World Series MVPs

  • David Eckstein (Still not over this one)
  • Jermaine Dye
  • Manny Ramirez (Just Manny being Manny...I love this guy)
  • Josh Beckett
  • Troy Glaus

Teams in the Top 25 of the BCS

  • California Golden Bears
  • Auburn Tigers
  • Connecticut Huskies
  • Alabama Crimson Tide
  • Penn State Nittany Lions

News Columnists I have read

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Week 7 Fantasy Football

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Wow did I pull one out!!!! 118.25 - 105.4

Peyton wasn't Peyton that much, but Garrard going out of the game may have helped me. Not the way I would have wanted it to go down, but I'll always take the win. I've lost games due to injury so it's nice to win one as a result. My 2nd lowest output of the year as well as the least amount of points I have faced this year. And now I am in first place in my division, still 2nd most points (966.1) scored in the league and I have the 2nd most points (928.3) scored against me.

But I am in first place at 4-3. But check this out, 3 teams in my division are 4-3 (I win the first tie breaker of most points scored), the other 2 teams are 3-4. So, with a one game lead between me and first, can't get too comfortable.

My top 3 - Wes Welker (34.6), Peyton (22.95), and Titans DST (22) for 79.55

His top 3 - Terrible Owens (21.6), Chiefs DST (20), Boldin (14.9) for 56.5

Considering he had LT and Steve Smith on the bye, you would have thought I'd of taken him to the bank but my team was average throughout and the Titans Defense decided to turn into a member of the Emergent Movement by going soft, letting anything and everything go and not make a stand during the 4th quarter.

After my 0-2 start (and then 1-3), I'm on a mini role with a 4-1 record over the last 5 weeks.

As for my usualy plug and brag about Do the Opposite, I leave it to the professionals.

All I can say, I was like 3-4 years ahead of the curve.


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Monday, October 22, 2007

Fearmongering!!

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The earth is warming!

True – the earth is warming.

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) says the global average surface temperature increased about 0.6 degrees Celsius over the twentieth century.

The earth is warming because of us!

Uhh…maybe

If our fossil-fuel burning is responsible for the warming, something doesn’t add up. Half of the global warming of the past century happened from 1900 to 1945. If man is responsible, why wasn’t there much more warming in the second half of the century? We burned much more fuel during that time. What about that? Huh? You don’t hear the environmental alarmists talking about it…

The planet is just in a gradual warming trend, coming out of what scientists call the “Little Ice Age,” which ended in the 1800s. Our climate has always undergone changes, and it’s presumptuous to think humans’ impact matters so much in comparison to the frightening geologic history of the earth. A graph of temperatures over the last four thousand years shows today’s warming isn’t such a big deal. We, humans, really need to get over ourselves.

There will be storms, flooded coasts, and huge disruptions in climate!

Probably not

FEARMONGERING!!!

Schoolchildren are being taught and are scared that America is dying in a sea of pollution and cities will soon be under water.

The National Resources Defense Council has lawyers (surprise…an environmental group with more lawyers than scientists) running around warning that sea levels will rise, flooding coastal areas. Heat waves will be more frequent and more intense. Droughts and wildfires will occur more often. On and on and on and on and on and on……

WOW! We’re screwed!!

You thought Y2K was bad….

Wait it wasn’t…..

Exactly.

The Association of American Geographers has reported that melting Arctic ice won’t raise sea levels any more than the melting ice in your drink makes your glass overflow. The Arctic ice cap is a floating chunk of….ice. It’s not a land mass adding to water.

What about the melting glaciers of Greenland?

Glad you asked. In 2005 Norwegian, Russina, and American scientists issued a report that said Greenland’s ice was thickening, not melting.

Hmm…..

What about the scary claims about heat waves and droughts being brought about by all the high-tech computer models?

Ever watch the local evening news and watch the weather forecast? Ever see all their high-tech gadegtery and computer models and Doppler 23,000 X Viper Extravagaza 10 day forecast? How "accurate" and "right on" they always are?

Computer models are horrible at predicting climate because water vapor and cloud effects cause changes that computers fail to predict. Did you know in the mid-70s the computer models, warned us of a global cooling? The fundamentalist doom mongers also ignore scientists who say the effects of global warming may be benign. Harvard astrophysicist Sallie Baliunas says added CO2 in the atmosphere may actually benefit the world because more CO2 helps plants grow. Warmer winters would give farmers a longer harvest season, and might end the drought in the Sahara desert.

Responsible citizens of the globe doing our part to protect the earth and its resources?

Yes

Freak out and cry doom and gloom?

Ridiculous.


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IT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!

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After much work and anticipation, the drama will only intensify....











I will actually have to pay attention to a Monday Night football game for the first time this year because of Fantasy Football implications.

I am down by 6.5 points and I have Peyton Manning going, he has David Garrard.

The favorite on the surface would have to be me. But Peyton doesn't perform well, historically, at Jacksonville. But, historically, he does perform very well during prime time.

In addition to that, whoever wins tonight's game gets 1st place in our division, the loser gets 4th place (but still currently a playoff team).

Big time fantasy implications on the line tonight.

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

In the basement.....

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I'll be in the basement the next 24-36, maybe 48 hours (maybe over the whole weekend) pounding out another manifesto because I have a blog and feel it is important.

I'll be around sporadically offering comments (as always), but stay tuned for the post tomorrow (or maybe Saturday or even Monday) on Fearmongering.

I know, I know, your all on the edge of your seat waiting for it.

Trust me, it won't be much, I have a tendency to disappoint the more I talk something up, just ask Michele, I'm surprised we even have a kid.

Come on I had to say it!!!!!

So, the hammering, sawing, cussing, loud obnoxious noises you hear will be me in the basement trying to create something with my hands....

And keep commenting on all the blogs, just because I may not be there as much doesn't mean you can't continue bashing me and calling me uncompassionate and heartless and an idiot for being pro-Bible, pro-Church, pro-Bush, pro-Life, pro-Men, pro-My Wife, pro-beer, pro Conservative, pro-Libertarian, pro-Country Music pro-Do the Opposite and believing someone else's dogma over your dogma.



So.....

In the meantime, enjoy one of these oldie but goodies from back in the day (which was written almost a year to the day...and not sure I've changed any. Good? Bad?)

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Sinking SCHIP

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Cue the music!

You know, that deep bass, I'm about to grow a tail in my shorts, suspenseful music that make you feel like dropping a deuce on the spot?!

Cue it up.....

It's about to get nuclear, or is nukelar, or is nuc......

Oh #$% it all....

Just cue the music......


Today, the House of Representatives will vote on a measure to override President Bush's veto of SCHIP (which is a massive government-subsidized health insurance entitlement expansion plan). I agree with the Democrats on one thing: This is indeed a "defining moment."

The left-wing elite is in high dudgeon over conservatives who have dared to question the wisdom of extending SCHIP to middle-class families, adults and even illegal aliens to the tune of $35 billion -- funding dependent on saddling millions of smokers with regressive taxes and maintaining their nicotine addictions.

Liberal columnists have called people like me (as well as way more famous people than me) "meanies and hypocrites" (you know that whole compassionate conservative moniker people like to throw around right now) who are "sliming" children. Even political stalwarts such as Joy Behar took their pot shots to condemn people like me as a "selfish b------." Why? For challenging Harry Reid's use of a SCHIP expansion poster family, the Frosts of Baltimore, last week. Cable TV Bush-basher Keith Olbermann paraded the Frost parents on television and coaxed them into displaying photos of their children in their hospital beds after a horrible car accident while they castigated conservatives for "distraction" techniques. Never mind that the president's veto does not affect families like the Frosts covered by existing policies.

But here's what the hysterical tantrum-throwers really don't want to reckon with: The Frost parents' status as two property-owning, three vehicle-driving, "intermittent" and "part-time" workers raises fundamental policy questions about which families should benefit from government-subsidized health insurance in the first place -- and whether even better-off families than the Frosts should be added to the public health insurance dole.

That's what Harry Reid and his socialized health care minions are telling us. And now they demand that we shut up lest we be accused of "Swiftboating" innocent children.

Are Democrats capable of defending their reckless, inequitable agenda without tot-sized human shields? Apparently not. In advance of the override vote, they simply switched flak jackets and brought out a 2-year-old child with a heart defect, Bethany Wilkerson of Florida, to lobby for the override. But like the Frost children, little Bethany would have been covered regardless of the entitlement expansion veto.

The Democrats may believe their Romper Room politics are working. And some queasy Republicans may be tempted to abandon fiscal conservatism for electoral expediency. But a majority of Americans polled by USA Today/Gallup this week -- 52 percent -- agree with President Bush that most benefits should go to children in families earning less than 200 percent of the federal poverty level -- about $41,000 for a family of four. The polls showed that "only 40 percent say benefits should go to families earning up to $62,000, as the bill written by Democrats and some Republicans would allow."

Defining moment indeed: Who represents the truly needy? Who represents responsible taxpayers? Who represents future generations, who would be forced to send their hard-earned money to fund this hugetastic middle-class entitlement explosion? The GOP is already responsible for passing the obscene Medicare prescription drug entitlement expansion -- the largest in the program's history and the true costs of which were suppressed until after it became law.

If Republicans don't have the guts to torpedo the Democrats' SCHIP Trojan Horse permanently, they deserve to lose their seats.


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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The Last 5....(10.17.07)

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The Last 5 (cleveland sucks edition)

songs played in shuffle mode on my mp3 player

  • Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Roller Coaster
  • Sublime - Wrong Way
  • The Verve Pipe - Wonderful Waste
  • Everclear - Santa Monica
  • Tom Petty - Running Down a Dream

teams in the BCS Top 25 Standings

  • 21 - Tennessee Volunteers
  • 22 - Texas Longhorns
  • 23 - Cincinnati Bearcats
  • 24 - Texas Tech Red Raiders
  • 25 - Michigan Wolverines

beverages I have imbibed

  • Folgers Dark Roast Coffee - a morning tradition since the early 2000's
  • Buffalo Bill's Pumpkin Ale (America's Original) - pumkin pie in a bottle!!!!!
  • Bottle of Ice Mountain Water - cool and refrshing after a hard day's work
  • Glass of my own home made wine (Muscato grape) - slightly fizzy, bursting into a bouquet of fruit, with bountiful flavor.
  • Custom Coffee Services French Roast Coffee - it's all the office offers nowadays

things I'll ever agree with (no matter the situation, culture, or any other variable or option ever available)

  • Toby on Church (glad that your job as a church leader speaks for me and my experience)
  • Gary on Christianity (so you found out it is a lie? How? When? Any proof?)
  • National Healthcare (government sucks, why let it run your own body)
  • Abortion (murder, no matter what anyone says)
  • Global Warming (Al Gore Style)

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Week 6 Fantasy Football

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Yeah baby, back to .500. AP went LT and is showing why the Lions should have taken him #2 overall (and not Megatron).

185.85 to 145.5. A barn burner. But actually, I didn't even have the top score for the week. One of the guys scored 204.95, but he had LT and Norv Turner finally got half smart and fed LT the ball. So LT went LT as well as AP and AP out LT'd LT.

So now I am 3-3 with the 2nd most points scored in the league (847.8) and I also have the most points scored against at 822.9, and it's not even close as no other team has 800 points scored against them.

My waiver wire pickup of Derek Anderson (over Kurt Warner), was pure genius!!! And drafting Thomas Jones in the 4th round (the 10th leading rusher in the NFL) and Adrian Peterson in the 5th round (the TOP rusher in the NFL) is proving to be genius as well. Well, actually, Doing the Opposite it proving to be genius.

As I said, when you Do the Opposite, a second tier back always falls to you in the 4th round, always. Thomas Jones isn't a sexy fantasy football name. But he is the 10th leading rusher in the NFL (420 yards - more than Alexander, Westbrook, and LJ), on a run first team, and while he hasn't gotten the TDs neither has Willie Parker, Travis Henry, Willis McGahee (until this week) or LJ (until this week too.). But 3 years ago Rudi Johnson wasn't a sexy name, 2 years ago he still wasn't, and last year Brian Westbrook wasn't. Those are the guys I got in the 4th round in the last couple of years (ever since I started Doing the Opposite). So now that I have Peyton, Roy Will, Holt, and Braylon to go with AP, and T. Jones how good does this team look for fantasy purposes? Let's throw in the Jags Defense as well. Those of you that "had to reach early" for the Ravens and Bears, where are you at now?

With Do the Opposite, the only real research you do is on the RB position. You grab the top QB in the first round (Peyton), if you can't get him next year you can for sure go Brady or Palmer now that they have proven themselves. Then go WR in round 2 and round 3 (or grab Antonio Gates...if not Gates, you wait on your TE until the teen rounds). Then rounds 4-7 it's all RB's. That's where your research comes in. Rank your rb's from about 1-30 and take the top guy off the list or the guy who doesn't have the same bye week. To cut your research even more, go to Border's with a note pad, grab 5 or 6 fantasy football mags off the shelf. Go to their cheat sheets and write the top 30 guys they have at running back and their rank. Do this for each magazine. Then average out the rankings the "pros" give and re-sort for your own. You can get that done in a half hour. You keep one of the magazines (I prefer Fanball), and in rounds 13-15 you grab your TE, kicker and defense based on the ranking in the mag. From rounds 8 - 12 it's all the backups to your WR and QB.

I seriosuly get my research done in about an hour for the fantasy football season.

Anyway, I've preached alot on the no duh element of Do the Opposite. Just Do it next year.

My top 3 - Adrian Peterson (71.1), Derek Anderson (37.55), and Braylon (24.7) for 133.35

His top 3 - Matt Hasselbeck (37.5), Tony Gonzalez (27.4), and Brian Westbrook (22.6) for 87.5

More oddities from the league

  • I have more points scored against me than 7 of the other teams in the league have scored for themselves.
  • We have 3 teams with a record of 4-2, 4 teams with a record of 3-3 and 3 teams with a record of 2-4. Parity doesn't just abound in the NFL. I went from out of the playoffs last week to the 4th seed this week.
  • The lowest point total I have had scored against me this year is 116.45...the lowest. Take away that point total and the average for the other 5 games is 141!! So I guess I will have 140+ put up against me every week.
  • If I had not played Sammy Morris (who got hurt) and played Welker at my flex spot (Roy Will was on the bye) I'd of had the high score this week of 216.25. Coulda, woulda, shoulda, I know
  • This week I play the guy who did score 200+ points this week, is the top scorer in our league (he's had the weekly high score 3 times...$60 for him, he's 3/5 to paying his entry fee), is also 3-3, but has Steve Smith, Kellen Winslow, Chargers DST, and LT on the bye.
  • Can I say it anymore....D-O T-H-E O-P-P-O-S-I-T-E

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Monday, October 15, 2007

Lions are to good football as Global Warming is to...

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Al Gore has just been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, an honor he shares with Yasser Arafat and Le Duc Tho. Gore has received a number of awards and honors from Europeans, who seem to wish to punish George Bush's policies by showering awards on his defeated opponent. (Gore would have been president had he carried his own state of Tennessee, but he couldn't manage it.)

Unfortunately for Europe, the United States has been independent now for more than two centuries. It's nice for Gore that he won the prize, but who now remembers Frank Billings Kellogg, who won the Nobel for co-authoring the Kellogg-Briand Pact of 1928, which outlawed war? How's that pact working out?

Americans have happily been ignoring Europeans for quite a long time, except when they have dragged us into their various wars between awarding people peace prizes.

The Nobel Peace Prize Committee likely cares little about Al Gore's "moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity" or his green cult or its pagan Earth-god. Gore's Nobel is just the latest evidence of the committee's use of surrogates like the ex-veep and Jimmy Carter (in 2002) and Mohamed ElBaradei (in 2005) to embarrass the United States - a state of mind that says more about European elites' insecurity in the modern age than anything else.

But as much material as the Gore Nobel feeds people of like political mindness like myself, the dimunition of the prize's seriousness is a tragedy.

The Nobel can have real power in shining a light into some of the world's darker corners.

In Burma, courageous monks are defying a brutal military dictatorship. In Iran, men and women die for their civil rights at the hands of religious despots. International chess star Garry Kasparov and others have been arrested resisting that country's slide back to authoritarian rule.

The Nobel could help elevate these causes to international attention. Instead, preening Nobel leftists throw their baubles at a rich ex-politician so that he can assuage his guilt of flying on gas-guzzling private airplanes to green fundraisers in sprawling Hollywood mansions.
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Why Does This Never Get Old?

Ripping on Notre Dame that is


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Test....


What's your theological worldview?
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You scored as Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

You are an evangelical in the Wesleyan tradition. You believe that God's grace enables you to choose to believe in him, even though you yourself are totally depraved. The gift of the Holy Spirit gives you assurance of your salvation, and he also enables you to live the life of obedience to which God has called us. You are influenced heavly by John Wesley and the Methodists.

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan

68%

Reformed Evangelical

68%

Emergent/Postmodern

64%

Fundamentalist

64%

Neo orthodox

50%

Modern Liberal

43%

Charismatic/Pentecostal

43%

Classical Liberal

43%

Roman Catholic

25%



I think I am down with the above explanation.

At the crux is the sufficiency of Christ and Salvation through Justification. But also, I'm more Arminian than Calvinist just as the Methodist.

In regards to the church, I am more about relationships and community than only being in the church. But, just as the Methodist, I hold the church in high esteem and believe it is the institution to lead the social action and justice that Jesus preaches and teaches in the gospel.

The Bible is the Word of God. And I am all about life values and the use of reason with the Bible as context.

The Methodist church carries a traditional position that any disciplined theological work calls for the careful use of reason. By reason, it is said, one reads and interprets Scripture. By reason one determines whether one's Christian witness is clear. By reason one asks questions of faith and seeks to understand God's action and will.

This church insists that personal salvation always involves Christian mission and service to the world. Scriptural holiness entails more than personal piety; love of God is always linked with love of neighbour, a passion for justice and renewal in the life of the world. Amen!

But I am not big on tradition and liturgy (Methodist are like Catholics in this regard with the Anglican liturgy) and within the community of believers I rely on dialogue. I'm also not a big fan of a church "hierarchy" if you will. I know I'm in a SBC church now, but if we changed Pastors, the congregation votes on the next it isn't assigned to us.

Seeing what other choices there were, I'd have to agree with the assessment given here.

Surprising

The Last 5....(10.10.07)

The Last 5 (baseball LCS edition)

Songs played in shuffle mode on my MP3 player

  • Centerfield - John Fogerty
  • Cheap Seats - Alabama
  • Swing Batter - Trace Adkins
  • Take Me Out to the Ball Game - 40,000 screaming fans
  • Lifelong Tiger Fan Blues - Jeff Daniels

Players named MVP of the ALCS

  • Placido Polanco (Detroit Tigers 2006)
  • Paul Konerko (Chicago White Sox 2005)
  • David Ortiz (Boston Red Sox 2004)
  • Mariano Rivera (New York Tankees 2003)
  • Adam Kennedy (Anaheim Angels 2002)

Players named MVP of the NLCS

  • Jeff Suppan (St. Louis Cardinals 2006)
  • Roy Oswalt (Houston Astros 2005)
  • Albert Pujols (St. Louis Cardinals 2004)
  • Ivan Rodriguez (Florida Marlins 2003)
  • Benito Santiago (San Francisco Giants 2002)

AP "News of the Weird" news stories

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Where's the Conservative?

The GOP bandwagon rolls into Dearborn, MI for a debate today.

What the party needs out of this bunch is a fiscal conservative who'll get back to the principle of smaller, more efficient government.

Bush turned out to be an expansionist and, early on in his administration, for example, poured billions of federal dollars into a local issue, education.

It'll be Fred Thompson's debate debut, and he's overdue for showing some flash.

But, you gotta hand it to the GOP candidates. They showed up in Michigan while Dems pimped the state. Democratic presidential hopefuls blew off a September Fox Theater debate, backed by the Congressional Black Caucus Political Education and Leadership Institute. To paraphrase Kanye West, perhaps Democrats don't care about black people?

Plus, Dem candidates pimped Michigan by vowing not to campaign here. They didn't like the date of the state's presidential primary. You mean to tell me that the state with the worse economic windfall, most jobs loss, only rising unemployment rate, 80% blue collar work force, and cheer Big Blue every day aren't worth it over a date for a primary?!

I thought Howard Dean and the rest of the DNC were going to get their temper under control?

I think they realize what a tragedy it would be to have Granholm and Kwame standing to next them and doing the obligatory introductions when this state is in the worse economic windfall, most job loss, and only rising unemployment rate in the country.

But, regardless, the Republicans are here, the Dems are not and they won't be.

Week 5 Fantasy Football

What a difference a week makes.

124.95 to 116.45. Just a great all around performance as I had 6 of my 9 starters go into double digit scoring. Also ended up being the highest score for the week (a nice $20 payout).

And boy oh boy are all those "stud" running backs just dominating the fantasy football landscape these days.

Joseph Addai (chest), Laurence Maroney (groin) and Steven Jackson (groin) were out. In Denver, San Diego backup Michael Turner (eight carries for 143 yards and a touchdown) did better than starter LaDainian Tomlinson (21 carries for 67 yards).

Shaun Alexander (11 carries for 25 yards), Frank Gore (16 carries for 52 yards) and Larry Johnson (nine carries for 12 yards) combined for 89 yards. In fact, three quarterbacks Vince Young, Trent Green and Eli Manning had more rushing yards than Johnson, and Green left the game in the first quarter with a concussion.

Can you trust your top running back anymore? Even when the star does well, like in Pittsburgh with Willie Parker running for 102 yards, Najeh Davenport comes in and scores two touchdowns. And Mike Sellers scores two touchdowns in Washington while Clinton Portis and Ladell Betts get none.

Let's not forget the Travis Henry debacle as well and the fact that Brian Westbrook is always week-to-week with will he play won't he play.

I cannot fault anyone for taking LT and S-jax with the top 2 picks, but after that, Peyton was the only sure thing. Addai has performed at expectation, but even in college he was never the #1 back, so his durability has been a concern. He's left 2 games with a injury this year and now has missed a game. But when he is in there he has been nothing short of a stud.

Do the Opposite, Do the Opposite, Do the Opposite. As the ever constant reminder, in my league the first round went like this: LT, S-Jax, LJ, Addai, Peyton (Me), Gore, Alexander, Parker, Rudi, Maroney.

My top 3 - Jags defense (23), Peyton (22.65), and Braylon Edwards (17) for 62.65

His top 3 - Brady (31.25), Patriots D (30), and Reggie Wayne (12.6) for 73.85

Notice no running back for either of us was one of our top 3 scorers! He had T. Henry and Alexander. I ran with Sammy Morris and DeShaun Foster. My two outscored his 2 (and his 2 were his first picks and my 2 were a waiver wire pickup and a 10th round draft pick) by double digit points. And this isn't just a one time thing. It's becoming a theme.

Now, if you did listen to me (which I know no one did) and took Peyton in the first round, you may have taken Marvin Harrison in the 2nd. This way you could double up on the TDs and Yardage points. Unfortunately, he didn't play this week, so one of the elite WRs did go down. But I hold to the philosophy that you DO NOT grab a QB and their top receiver in the draft. If a trade comes along or some kind of weird waiver wire instance (like I have Braylon but pick up Derek Anderson this week to replace Peyton who's on the bye) then go ahead. It's why I grabbed Holt over Marvin in the 2nd round. Everytime that QB throws a TD pass not to your guy you get bummed out, they share the same bye week, and if the offense has a bad day, then you get tag teamed with bad points. Just my philosophy that doesn't really hold any merit (unlike Do the Opposite which does).

Odd facts from our league:
  • I am 2-3, and 1 point out of the 6th and final playoff spot. Our first tie-breaker is points scored.
  • I am the 4th highest scoring team (662) and have the 2nd most points scored against (677.4).
  • Matter of fact 4 of the 5 teams in my division are outscoring the 1st place team in the other division, me being one of them and I am in last place in my division.
  • 2 teams are 4-1 (both division leaders)
  • 2 teams are 3-2
  • 5 teams are 2-3!!! (parity abounds)
  • 1 team is 1-4 (hsi only win is against me in week 1)
  • So, yes 6 teams have losing records......
  • Ronnie Brown is the highest scoring RB
  • Randy Moss highest scoring WR
  • Randy Moss is outscoring Ronnie Brown
  • Have I given any amount of credence to Doing the Opposite....yet?

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Tigers 2007 Review Part 1

Making a rare weekend appearance today.

What a difference a year makes. Just to make it even more upsetting, I can also offer you this too.

Disaster.

That's all it is.

When you are the returning AL Champ, have the AL Batting Champ (Magglio Ordonez), the runner-up to the AL MVP (Magglio Ordonez again), a top 5 Cy Young Candidate (Justin Verlander), lead the majors in hits, 3rd in the majors in runs, second in the majors in batting average, the second team to 60 wins, the 2nd best record at the All-Star break, 3,000,000+ fans, and the best record in baseball as late as July 23 and fail to make the playoffs, much less win 90 games, the season ends as a disaster.

Not 43-119 disaster. That's a different level.

But the season is a disaster.

You wasted two of the best individual performances by players in Tiger history (Magglio and Curtis Granderson) as well as brilliant seasons by Polanco, Verlander, Guillen, and Todd Jones. Failed to even win 90 games (which means you can't even play .555 baseball) and more importantly than all of that, not make the playoffs.

But, the injury bug was a huge problem this year. I do not think any team could overcome the injuries that destroyed this team.
  • Their number 1 pitcher (Kenny Rogers) was gone for 2/3 of the season.
  • Their number 2 and 4 (Bonderman and Robertson) pitchers also missed time with injury as well.
  • With the starting pitching injuries we had to use 12 different pitchers to start games this year. That's not to "try a guy" out, but out of neccessity.
  • Their number 1 setup guy (Zumaya) missed 1/2 the season
  • Their number 2 setup guy (Rodney) missed a month or so.
  • Their big bat in the lineup (Sheffield) missed a month or so and has been at maybe 70% the last month of the season too.
But injuries aren't an excuse or a reason to write off a season like 2007 as nothing other than a disaster. I say that for a couple reasons. First and tops among all are the expectations the season started with. Most baseball pundits were picking the Tigers to win it all. Also, most of those injury issues all came in before the collapse in August. It wasn't until September that the Sheffield thing manifested itself, Bonderman went down, and Kenny took a second stint on the DL.

But probably more than the expectations and the injuries their were some very bad performance issues as well.
  • The starting pitching was brutal for a long stretch of time. Verlander was the only starting pitcher that met expectations this year...not exceeded, but just met.
  • The bullpen had a horrible 1st half to the season. Todd Jones, yes, Todd Jones was the only consistency, and that isn't saying anything at all.
  • The bottom 1/2 of the lineup had no performance (Pudge, flavor of the week for batting #7, Casey, Monroe, Inge, Santiago, Infante, Thames (who actually came the closest)) for nearly the whole season.
  • None of their young players who were called up were consistent for anything longer than 3 days. This includes Miller, Maybin (a disaster to have been called up so soon), Rayburn, Hessman, Clevelan, Lopez, De La Cruz, Tata, and Vasquez. Compare that to Cleveland who had guys like Garko, Gutierrez (who was a Tiger killer this year), Shoppach, Cabrera, Carmona, and Perez for Cleveland.
  • And Leyland rolled up some absolute horrible lineups and seemed too stubborn to make some necessary changes (like bench Brandon Inge, not bat Pudge 6th, etc.)
  • Dombrowski also made bad moves. No deal at the deadline, waiting too late to send Monroe away, calling up Maybin too early to name a couple.
  • And during the collapse we didn't win 10 series in a row: KC, at Chicago, at Anaheim (sweep), at Oakland, Chicago (sweep...at home!), Tampa, Oakland, at Cleveland, at Yankees, Cleveland (in that order) to go 11-23.
Throw in that shameful sweep by Cleveland a couple of weeks ago and that's an 0 for 9Detroit just cannot have. Going 19 - 17 against the horrible White Sox and Royals didn't help either. Finishing 6 games out of the wild card is a lot, but then again it isn't. If we win one game in each of the 3 sweeps we had, win two of those aforementioned 10 series we lost, and then go 21-15 against the last place KC and White Sox teams we are in the playoffs.

But that is the terror that is baseball. All it takes is a game or two here or there. Baseball is the only sport where coulda, woulda, shoulda works or has an iota of credence.

What the season did show was that 2006 wasn't a fluke or an apparition on the whole. Some individuals may have been (Inge, Monroe, etc.), but the team is legite in the grand scheme of baseball. The stayed in the race until the last weekend of the season. And no one is writing them off (on the national level...your ESPNs, Fox Sports, etc.).

Up next some positional breakdowns and a recap of the players as well as look at some of their offseason decisions (hint...one of them is in New York right now)

Friday, October 05, 2007

Bad Performance = More Money? Only in America

Every time somebody gets a government benefit, somebody else gets screwed.

The cost to expand child health care, for example, will fall disproportionally on the poor.

National health care? If passed, taxpayers will be dinged for a crummy system. We know it'll be crummy because the feds cannot even run Walter Reed Hospital as a decent health system for soldiers.

Yet Hillary and others want the feds to take on even more health responsibility.

In Michigan, lawmakers recently ordered residents to pay another $1.4 billion a year. And there's no cap on how much more they'll want next year, and the year after that.

Meanwhile, not a single spending reform has been passed. We've been duped and some folks are irked.

Government policy often and happily screws consumers.

Corn farmers, for example, are currently flush, thanks to federal subsidies and the booming corn ethanol market. Taxpayers pay subsidies no matter how rich corn farming has become. And government-induced high corn prices also translates to higher food prices.

Have a nice day.

Healthcare

Michael Moore loves government.

OK, he doesn't love a government headed by George W. Bush, but he believes that once the Democrats are in charge, government will do a better job providing health care.

In his new movie, "Sicko," he praises government-controlled health care systems in Canada and Europe. He suggests that Americans pay more for health care but have a shorter life expectancy than people in other countries because our health care is driven "by profit."

He is wrong in so many ways.

First, life expectancy is no measure of a country's medical system. Lifestyle and culture matter more, and Americans are different.

In a recent interview shown on ABC's News Magazine show 20/20, Moore was taken to task on this issue by John Stossel. Stossel said, "In America we kill each other more often. We shoot each other. We have more car accidents. Forgive me, more of us look like ... you."

Moore smiled at that, but still argued that that people live longer in Canada "because they never have to worry about paying to go see the doctor. That means at the first sign of being sick they go right away to the doctor cause they're not worrying about whether or not they can afford it."

Are you serious!!

Freedom brings anxiety, but its other rewards are so superior to passive care from a smothering government.

America's medical system has problems, but profit is the least of it. Government mandates, overregulation and a tax code that pushes employer-paid health insurance prevent the free market from performing its efficient miracles. Six out of seven health-care dollars are spent by third parties. That kills the market. Patients rarely shop around, and doctors rarely compete on price or service.

But his ignorance doesn't end there. He would go on to say, "Government can do things right. ... My dad gets his Social Security check every month. Comes not only every month, it comes on the same day through the so-called 'dilapidated' U.S. mail. ... [A]sk your grandparents what they think of Medicare. Although it has its flaws, although it may be underfunded, it's a much better program than the HMO that somebody has."

Underfunded? Medicare has a 75-year $34 trillion unfunded liability! Its costs are growing faster than inflation. Social Security has a 75-year $5 trillion unfunded liability. These are schemes that will be bankrupt before Moore reaches retirement age. The U.S. mail manages to deliver his dad's checks, but compare its performance to FedEx or UPS. The Post Office said it wasn't possible to deliver packages overnight.

I want "FedEx" health care: innovation, new cancer treatments, hip replacements and pain relief. We get that from private-sector competition, not government lethargy.

Moore said, "You don't introduce profit into your city water department."

Stossel took that time to tell a story from one of his books "Give Me a Break", Basically it goes like this -- Jersey City, New Jersey's water tasted foul and failed safety tests. City workers said there wasn't much they could do. In fact, water prices would have to be raised ... just to maintain the lousy service they had.

So Jersey City turned its water system over to a for-profit company. Within months it had fixed the pipes government workers said couldn't be fixed, and for the first time in years, Jersey City's water met the highest cleanliness standard. And the kicker...


Taxpayers saved $35 million!!!!

The private company could do it better and cheaper because their skills were honed by constant competition.

Private competitors innovate or die. Government workers do what they did last year. That's why I want the private sector to provide my health care. Pursuit of profit will give us our best medicines and medical devices. I'll pay you $1,000 if you can name one thing government does more efficiently than the private sector.

Sometimes it's puzzling.

The same people who crucify government for Katrina and for bridge collapses want the same government to run health care. Remember Walter Reed?

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Congratulations, Mr. President

I would just like to take this time and extend my congratulations to the President for vetoing the SCHIP legislation and sending a bold message to all Americans that this government is absolutly opposed to social pork barrell politics.

Read all about how I, with my barely over 60K a year salary, could drop all my insurance through my company and sign up for SCHIP if the President had not vetod it because it's a free government hand-out. You can also read how SCHIP is already in existence and something that no one that currently benefits from it is losing it by this veto.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The Last 5....(10.03.07)

The Last 5 (the baseball playoffs edition)

.....songs played in shuffle mode on my mp3 player
  • Smokey Robinson - Tears of a Clown
  • Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
  • Grand Funk Railroad - American Band
  • Miranda Lambert - Kerosene
  • Default - Wasting My Time

.....movies I TiVo'd so I can tell you at sometime in the future "The Last 5 movies I watched"

.....American League Teams to play in the ALDS

  • Boston Red Sox
  • New York Yankees
  • Anaheim Angels
  • Detroit Tigers
  • Cleveland Indians

.....Baseball teams in 2007 by winning percentage

  • Tampa Bay Devil Rays (66-96 .407)
  • Pittsburgh Pirates (68-94 .420)
  • Baltimore Orioles (69-93 .426)
  • Kansas City Royals (69-93 .426)
  • San Francisco Giants (71-91 .438)

.....Detroit Tigers with the lowest batting average (minimum 50 at bats) this year

  • Craig Monroe (.222)
  • Brandon Inge (.236)
  • Marcus Thames (.242)
  • Mike Rabelo (.256)
  • Gary Sheffield (.265)

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

We're only OVER A YEAR AWAY...but Who Cares!!

"So, who are you?" - The Who

Week 4 Fantasy Football

Such is the life a Fantasy Footballer. Especially if you play long enough.

An average of 134.25 points scored a week and being the 5th highest scoring team in the league by this point should be a 3-1 or at least 2-2 record. Not me, I'm 1-3 right now. See, having the 3rd most points scored against you (and then only by 5 points) will do that.

My top 3 this week were Peyton Manning (33.65), Buccaneers DST (28), and Adrian Peterson (18) for 79.65

His top 3 were Ronnie Brown (35.1), LT (29.6), and Roethlisberger (22.8) for 87.5

The other stud RB's

Gore - 11.1 (50.3 season total)
Alexander - 8.3 (60.8 season total)
Rudi - out because he is hurt (39.7 season total)
Parker - 6.6 (71.8 season total)

Peyton went for 33.65 bringing his season total to 110.9, that's nearly 40 points higher than Willie Parker who leads the list of other stud running backs not named LT, LJ, S-Jax, and Addai (all taken before I took Peyton).

Here is a rundown of the first 10 picks and their season total for points (some trends are starting to emerge now that 1/4 of the season is done):

LT......................71.3
S-Jax.................33.5 (already injured)
LJ......................43.7
Addai................92.1 (already injured)
Peyton.............110.5
Gore.................50.3
Alexander.......60.8
Rudi.................39.7 (already injured)
Parker.............71.8
Maroney.........30.5 (already injured)

Who's the highest scorer on that list?

My 2 running backs of Adrian Peterson (82.6 total points) and DeShaun Foster (53.0 total points) would be 3rd and 6th on that list respectively for highest scorer. Throw in Roy Williams (88.6) my 3rd round pick and he is 3rd on the list with AP coming in 4th.


My record is 1-3 due to the flukiness of Fantasy Football, and not because I chose to Do the Opposite.